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  • Weird Ways To Masturbate?

    How do you guys usually masturbate? Is there such a thing as strange way of doing it?

  • #2
    The one that I heard before was called the stranger. It is when you make your hand fall asleep and once it is asleep you masturbate using that hand

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    • BessyMae
      BessyMae commented
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      Damn!!! Is that even possible? How will you control it?

    • DeeBeat
      DeeBeat commented
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      What? just what!?

    • Skamille
      Skamille commented
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      Yeah but it feels like a foreigner, that's what I found out.

  • #3
    I dont have a weird way to masturbate, but i have masturbated with some weird things

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    • LauraJane
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      why would you do that though?

    • JayRock
      JayRock commented
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      So that I could imagine that I'm doing it with an actual person. The stuffed toy was quite big just in case you're going to ask

    • LauraJane
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      Stop pounding a stuffed animal and get a real gal. You poor guy.

  • #4
    Not me personally cause I'm not into weird stuff. I do have an ex who was a huge scifi fan, and so she ordered some superhero-themed sex toys

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    • NosyJosie
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      I was expecting that she told you to wear the golden bikini from Star Wars lol

    • JayRock
      JayRock commented
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      girls like that are so hard to find, how could you let her go

    • BigBurrito
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      lol i was young and dumb

  • #5
    Does using your own feet count? Lol

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    • D'arcy
      D'arcy commented
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      Wait, are you that flexible that is why you answered that?

    • Stellar
      Stellar commented
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      I'm really curious now if you're that flexible and your dick is that long for you to do that

    • KayDot
      KayDot commented
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      Would you like to see how big?

  • #6
    Does watching a documentary about a the second world war or North Korea count as one?

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    • ZsaZsa
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      I don't really know what to say to the person if he or she really masturbates while watching those kind of documentaries

    • GenStacy
      GenStacy commented
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      NaughtyTaco I've done it a couple of times during my teens

    • NaughtyTaco
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      nice, birds of the same feather

  • #7
    lol what the hell have y'all been smoking

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    • D'arcy
      D'arcy commented
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      lol it's their thing, everyone has their own thing

    • KayDot
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      hahah you dont need to be smoking anything to be weird

    • DeeBeat
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      meth, not even once

  • #8
    I did it with a cucumber once

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    • KinkyKate
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      I felt bad for it afterwards as well lol

    • MissTee
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      Was it all soggy after you're done with it?

    • KinkyKate
      KinkyKate commented
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      No, it didn't end up that soggy

  • #9
    Is it unusual to have your hand steady while your hips do all the swaying? Cause that's how I do it, when in a good mood.

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    • ZsaZsa
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      Ohhh girl that sounds sexy!!

    • MissTee
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      lol it does, doesnt it

  • #10
    I made myself a makeshift fleshlight

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    • MissTee
      MissTee commented
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      When someone is horny creativity level increases.

    • DonVoom
      DonVoom commented
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      yes, creativity spikes at the time of desperation

    • NasTeeGal
      NasTeeGal commented
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      Just like an upgraded way of jacking off.

  • #11
    With a cucumber?

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    • DonVoom
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      NasTeeGal I do know someone who also uses carrot or radish if they don't have a cucumber. lol

    • MissTee
      MissTee commented
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      Regarding with the cucumber, radish and carrot, make sure to put a condom on it. If you don't want those foods to be cut inside you lol

    • NasTeeGal
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      DonVoom I think those are acceptable.

  • #12
    This came from a friend - The four balloon and pillow method. Fill four balloons full of warm water, wrap them in a pillow, and go to town. Like a cheap, fake, poorly made vagina.
    Slightly melted wax. LOL

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